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January 27, 2009

God's grammar and grafitti sucks

More news from the frontline of the War on God.
Fans of god today struck back against the atheist hate machine with a bravado display of public defacement. Incensed by the incendary messages of the Humanist Society, God-o-philes took up their biros and set to correcting the falsehoods.

'There's IS A god'. Say it out loud people. Doesn't it feel good? 'There's is a god.' Ah, I can feel the warm sickly backwash of righteous stupidity baptizing my wretched soul like the last 2cm of phlemmy lager slugged from the bottom of a shared can of Hoffmeister. Mmmmmmmm-mmm!
'Cheap shot, Dan,' I hear you say? 'So they pimped the punctuation a little, give them a break.'
 
No. Shan't.
 
I can forgive the rushed grafitti, but it's the same sad idiocy and LACK of faith by these 'faithful' that annoys me. It's an advert on the tube; it sits between an ad for Kangaroo-branded hair product and a Vitamin suppliment. What is so rotten, decrepit and wrong with your faith - nay, your god - that you need to pathetically attack an opposing thesis?
 
Like your bus driver who would probably have happily driven around a call to witness the next installment of the torture porn flick SAW, but couldn't bring himself to drive an 'atheist bus', your knee-jerk twattery serves you and your religion ill.
 
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January 16, 2009

God isn't my co-pilot? Then I ain't driving!

It's been a right old week for crazies. First old chainsaw charlie checks himself out leatherface style, now some fool bus driver refuses to drive his bus because it has a humanist / atheist advert attached.
 
 
 
Yes, Dawkins' Atheist Buses have caused quite a stir, with their marketing slogan: 'There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.'  And it all proved a little too spicy for the sensitive Mr Heather, who balked at the 'starkness' of the message that 'implied there was no god'.
 
Now, here's the problem I have with the whole malarky - they're not stark at all. Stark would be:
 
THERE IS NO GOD. Now stop praying and start worrying 'cos you're all alone in this wretched shitstorm and nobody's waiting with a handshake or a handjob at the end of it. Now do you want a ride to Tescos or not?
 
These are clearly NOT athiest buses, but Agnostic buses. There's probably no god, you say? Well, what's your fucking point, Dawkins? Thanks for the grey area! With that kind of wishy-washy statement we're all still left in the grips of Pascal's Wager or as Frank Skinner put it, "I believe in god, because God's got thunderbolts, Darwin's got fuck all."
 
All of which aside, I return to Mr Heather, who is clearly the shittest Christian in all of Christendom. Why? Because what kind of faith is his that he is so afraid of a two week-old advertising campaign that states a contrary position to that of two thousand years of organised, prolific and widely believed religious doctrine? Doctrine which he purports to hold so dear?
 
Ron Heather Mr Heather: a Christian first, bus-driver second; 100% wimp
 
Keep th' faith and drive the fucking bus.
 
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